An Ontario Sardar Joke

A Sardar went hunting one day in Ontario and bagged three ducks

He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive

home when he was confronted by a game warden who didn't like

Sardars. The game warden ordered the Sardar to show his hunting

license, and the Sardar pulled out a valid Ontario hunting license.



The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and

picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, "This duck

ain't from Ontario. This is a Quebec duck. You got a Quebec huntin'

license, boy?" The Sardar reached into his wallet and produced a Quebec hunting

license.


The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the

second duck, sniffed its butt, and said "This ain't no Quebec

duck. This duck's from Manitoba. You got a Manitoba license?"

The sardar reached into his wallet and produced a Manitoba

hunting license.


The warden then reached over and picked up the third

duck, sniffed its butt, and said, "This ain't no Manitoba duck. This

here duck's from Nova Scotia. You got a Nova Scotia hunting'

license?" Again the Sardar reached into his wallet and brought out a Nova

Scotia hunting license.


The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he

yelled at the Sardar. "Just where the hell are you from?"

The Sardar smiled turned around, bent over, dropped his pants,

and said, "You tell me, you're the expert."


Source: Forwarded mail (Thanks OY)