

Football is an interesting game. Objective = score goal. Simple, senang, period, budak also know. Siapa Mat Owen semua pun tau.
So, in football (kakibola), the team comprises striker, defender, goal keeper etc. and everyone have their role.
So, with every position in place, they just need to work out a way to tendang bola into opponent goal. Penetrate the goal, itu je juga. Senang kan.
And all the player will have a coach to guide them by watching beside the field wearing suts and tie. The job is simple, to deliver the trophy to his boss by winning the goal. Simple juga kan! Yes, everyone have specific job and that's why they employ so many players to tendang sebiji bola.
But why team lose? Is it because the bola terlalu kecil untuk tendang? Terlalu laju untuk tangkap, terlalu licin untuk passing? Atau kerana opponent badan besar sampai block the bola? atau opponent terlalu hitam sampai bola pun tak nampak? Atau opponent strategy terlalu handle macam Sun Tze?
Kalau mau bagi reason, berkilometer panjang kertas academic pun boleh tulis. Tanya Menteri Sports, dia boleh bagi macam-macam reason. Kerana cuaca terlalu sejuk, grass too dry or too wet, echo from the crowd, tak cukup supporter, terlalu banyak opponent supporter, tak ada ambulan (player scared later get hurt no nice nurse around, cannot concentrate....!!!), jersi color tak cukup cun, minuman terlalu manis, opponent mulut berbau, referee tak cukup handsome, stadium tak ada olimpik standard, stadium design tak macam sarang burung, berkilo- kilo meter panjang macam kemampuan pen kilometrico.
As people said, ball is round thus many possibility can happen. And the end result is, either party will win, so do lose. Easy kan? Tak payah fikir panjang lebar, gemuk kurus, atau simple or complicated. Win or Lose.

So, if put company or business into football, it sounds like this:-
And not forgetting Coach (General Manager/ CEO (not Chief Entertainment Official)/ MD/ Sr. Manager/ VP/ President) Their task is to make sure the team wins, to make sure the company wins the competition and achieve or exceed the target set by someone sit on top (God) and meet the bottom line as well. So this position is the most important, Coach = GM = Captain = Jeneral = Driver. Kalau mat driver ini salah haluan, sampai lah kayu hitam dan bukan Singapora. Kalau driver salah ambil penumpang, terambil Bangla dan bukan Mat Engineer. Either or, tak sampai destinasi atau hantar salah barang!
So, it is clear that in order to achieve the objective set, there must have the driver that can drive to that direction and pick up the correct passenger. If the driver is lesen kopi atau lesen terbang, the whole passenger also follow terbang lah.
So, in football (kakibola), the team comprises striker, defender, goal keeper etc. and everyone have their role.
- Striker, senang la, strike je le.
- Defender, also senang, jangan bagi opponent strike le.
- Goal keeper, lagi senang, jaga goal saja le, jangan bagi bola apa macam bola, bola ping pong, bola keranjang, bola tennis, bola golf, bola kecil atau besar, asalkan bola, jangan bagi masuk kat goal. itu je, senang.......
- Midfield, passing bola around to related player like striker.
So, with every position in place, they just need to work out a way to tendang bola into opponent goal. Penetrate the goal, itu je juga. Senang kan.
And all the player will have a coach to guide them by watching beside the field wearing suts and tie. The job is simple, to deliver the trophy to his boss by winning the goal. Simple juga kan! Yes, everyone have specific job and that's why they employ so many players to tendang sebiji bola.
But why team lose? Is it because the bola terlalu kecil untuk tendang? Terlalu laju untuk tangkap, terlalu licin untuk passing? Atau kerana opponent badan besar sampai block the bola? atau opponent terlalu hitam sampai bola pun tak nampak? Atau opponent strategy terlalu handle macam Sun Tze?
Kalau mau bagi reason, berkilometer panjang kertas academic pun boleh tulis. Tanya Menteri Sports, dia boleh bagi macam-macam reason. Kerana cuaca terlalu sejuk, grass too dry or too wet, echo from the crowd, tak cukup supporter, terlalu banyak opponent supporter, tak ada ambulan (player scared later get hurt no nice nurse around, cannot concentrate....!!!), jersi color tak cukup cun, minuman terlalu manis, opponent mulut berbau, referee tak cukup handsome, stadium tak ada olimpik standard, stadium design tak macam sarang burung, berkilo- kilo meter panjang macam kemampuan pen kilometrico.
As people said, ball is round thus many possibility can happen. And the end result is, either party will win, so do lose. Easy kan? Tak payah fikir panjang lebar, gemuk kurus, atau simple or complicated. Win or Lose.

So, if put company or business into football, it sounds like this:-
- Striker(salesman/ salesgal/ sales associates/ sales manager/sales rep/ sales director/ ahli jual/ consultant/ entrepreneur) dia hanya JUAL saja le. Nothing but sell!
- Defender (Support team/ application team/back- end support/technical team/ regional technical manager/ draughtman/aunty that bancuh kopi/aunty yang lap meja dan buang sampah/administrator/ credit manager/ finannce exec/Monitoring manager) dia pa hanya support and come out with the briliant idea how to make sure opponent don't have edge than their team. Dia orang are the pro dan highly paid. No target, 8am to 5am, kalau extra time dia kira OT. No target = can sleep peacefully.
- Goal keeper (Service engineer/ technician/ service manager/ service director/ special service/ extra service) as long as customer happy and not returning the product that striker jual. Senang juga, just Service the customer 100%, make them happy, service cukup- cukup. Tak cukup, tambah extra service.
- Midfield (regional customer manager/ operator/ key account supervisor/ pemain dam kat kedai kopi/ mat rempit/ orang tepi jalan) to pass leads to salesman to follow up, don't need to do quotation, no skills required accept lips kung fu. 'Everything also can, i'll get my guy to see you'. Itu je dia punya kehebatan.
And not forgetting Coach (General Manager/ CEO (not Chief Entertainment Official)/ MD/ Sr. Manager/ VP/ President) Their task is to make sure the team wins, to make sure the company wins the competition and achieve or exceed the target set by someone sit on top (God) and meet the bottom line as well. So this position is the most important, Coach = GM = Captain = Jeneral = Driver. Kalau mat driver ini salah haluan, sampai lah kayu hitam dan bukan Singapora. Kalau driver salah ambil penumpang, terambil Bangla dan bukan Mat Engineer. Either or, tak sampai destinasi atau hantar salah barang!
So, it is clear that in order to achieve the objective set, there must have the driver that can drive to that direction and pick up the correct passenger. If the driver is lesen kopi atau lesen terbang, the whole passenger also follow terbang lah.
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